The KaiserPug Blog

written by Anthony

I remember it well. It was friday, january 24th, 2025.

I had arrived home, after a long, long day of work and anguish. but during my journey home, i had purchased a delicate, beautiful item worth much in my beating heart.

The very millisecond i closed the door to my home, i snapped off the cap of the bottle, and raised it to my lips. As soon as i began drinking the beautiful, black cola, i shed a tear at its amazing flavour as it flowed down my throat. and, for the first time is my long, english life, i stood up straight, with tears in my eyes, i joyfully let out "God bless America!" as i was taken away by its blissful flavour.

Till this date, i leave that very bottle of cola on my desk, and i shed blissful tears of joy whenever my eyes lay upon it.

Long live Coca-Cola.