tag:dreamwidth.org,2024-12-20:4209833 The court jester of the internet The KaiserPug Weblog 2025-02-11T17:11:56Z tag:dreamwidth.org,2024-12-20:4209833:1621 2025-01-24T22:32:05Z 2025-02-11T17:11:56Z grateful public 0 <p><span style="font-size: xx-small;">written by Anthony</span></p><img src="https://files.catbox.moe/klzohr.jpg" width="238" height="318" alt="" /><br /><br />I remember it well. It was friday, january 24th, 2025.<br /><br />I had arrived home, after a long, long day of work and anguish. but during my journey home, i had purchased a delicate, beautiful item worth much in my beating heart.<br /><br />The very millisecond i closed the door to my home, i snapped off the cap of the bottle, and raised it to my lips. As soon as i began drinking the beautiful, black cola, i shed a tear at its amazing flavour as it flowed down my throat. and, for the first time is my long, english life, i stood up straight, with tears in my eyes, i joyfully let out &quot;God bless America!&quot; as i was taken away by its blissful flavour.<br /><br />Till this date, i leave that very bottle of cola on my desk, and i shed blissful tears of joy whenever my eyes lay upon it.<br /><br />Long live Coca-Cola.<br /><br /><br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=kptimes&ditemid=1621" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments